Land of the Whimsical

Hello! I'm Jessica. Seattle, Washington. This is a blog filled with pretty things, mischief, inspiration, musings and laughter!
~Birthday: February 12th, 1990
~Philosophy: You love, I love- we love... You bite, I BITE.
~Interests: Superheroes! Anything Disney. Animals. Tea, dancing, poetry, singing, and acting. Volunteer work. Nature. Global interests. Curiosity. Truth. Expression. Honesty. Meditation, fitness and health, and anything that can make me laugh!.

June 3, 2012 9:48 pm

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy- but here's some numbers, so send one maybe?

  • 1: What are you wearing?
  • 2: Ever been in love?
  • 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
  • 4: How tall are you?
  • 5: How much do you weigh?
  • 6: Any tattoos do you want?
  • 7: Any piercings that you want?
  • 8: OTP?
  • 9: Favorite Show?
  • 10: Favorite bands?
  • 11: Something you miss?
  • 12: Favorite song?
  • 13: How old are you?
  • 14: Zodiac sign?
  • 15: Hair Color?
  • 16: Favorite Quote?
  • 17: Favorite singer?
  • 18: Favorite color?
  • 19: Loud music or soft?
  • 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
  • 21: How long does it take you to shower?
  • 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  • 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
  • 24: Turn on?
  • 25: Turn off?
  • 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
  • 27: Fears?
  • 28: Last thing that made you cry?
  • 29: Last time you cried?
  • 30: Meaning behind your url
  • 31: Last book you read?
  • 32: Last song you listened to?
  • 33: Last show you watched?
  • 34: Last person you talked to?
  • 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • 36: Favorite food?
  • 37: Place you want to visit?
  • 38: Last place you were?
  • 39: Do you have a crush?
  • 40: Last time you kissed someone?
  • 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
  • 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
  • 43: What colo shirt are you wearing?
  • 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
  • 45: Wearing any bracelets?
  • 46: Last sport you played?
  • 47: Last song you sang?
  • 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
  • 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
  • 50: Favorite movie?
9:48 pm 9:48 pm

mizuaoi:

saccharinescorpion:

grapeyguts:

yknow what pertaining to that

why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time

w-we know

nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon

you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down

true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line 

and it has been crossed

O_O

(via joyandjubilations)

9:47 pm 9:31 pm 9:30 pm

Just played Spiral Knights for an hour

Lovely lovely lovely

Ahm happeh

9:20 pm 9:20 pm
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

bats-and-lipgloss:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

NO, BATBABIES, I’M A COOL MOM, YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT STUFF!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING? SOME LUBE AND CONDOMS???? PIZZA??? LIQUOR???
I’M A COOL MOM, OMFG.

CAN I HAS PIZZA?!

Yes, you can haz pizza. I just got some for Cass. She’s a baby now. You should play with her so she doesn’t die. That’s what happened to my nanopet: I didn’t play with it and it got sick and died. Babies are the same, right?

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

bats-and-lipgloss:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

NO, BATBABIES, I’M A COOL MOM, YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT STUFF!!!!!!!!

YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING? SOME LUBE AND CONDOMS???? PIZZA??? LIQUOR???

I’M A COOL MOM, OMFG.

CAN I HAS PIZZA?!

Yes, you can haz pizza. I just got some for Cass. She’s a baby now. You should play with her so she doesn’t die. That’s what happened to my nanopet: I didn’t play with it and it got sick and died. Babies are the same, right?

(via roxenshadow)

9:19 pm 9:19 pm

I LOVE POTATOES

guyfromthatplace:

these-tears-are-overflowing:


French Fries

Potato Chips

Hash Brown

Tater tots

Mashed Potatoes

Potato Salad

Fried Potatoes

BAKED POTATOES!

FINALLY!!! A POST FOR ME!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! THIS IS SO ME—I CAN’T EVEN

potatoes are the shit, man.

my life in a potato

(Source: kristinconway, via fortheuglythings)